Code Red Alert
Sadly I’m about to have to endure an awkward situation and sadly my best bud is somewhere getting stoned without me….poooy.
Stonerbabe is stoned lulz.
I hung out some whack ass high schoolers the other night. Garage party in Redford…you know what that means. Of course these dumbasses had to be on some fuck shit and roll they own blunt only to not pass to the bros…fuck that party and fuck you Colleen cause I don’t wanna fuck you BIATCH!
I have no money, so therefore I don’t give two shits that you are cutting my service off. I don’t care that I can’t send texts, get on the internet, or make calls. None of that matters to me because I don’t have those little green papers with dead old men on them. Kiss my ass Sprint…you’ll get your money when you get it. Verizon is better anyway…everyone knows Verizon has the REAL network.
Asshole Kid Who Won’t Pay His Bill.
P.S. If you have my number…I can only receive calls.
I’m watching Big Brother for the first time right now….Holls would be proud lol.
Wake & Bake
There is no better feeling besides sex than waking up and blowing a few.
- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.