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Code Red Alert

Sadly I’m about to have to endure an awkward situation and sadly my best bud is somewhere getting stoned without me….poooy.

Stonerbabe

Stonerbabe is stoned lulz.

Poopy Party

I hung out some whack ass high schoolers the other night. Garage party in Redford…you know what that means. Of course these dumbasses had to be on some fuck shit and roll they own blunt only to not pass to the bros…fuck that party and fuck you Colleen cause I don’t wanna fuck you BIATCH!

Dear Sprint

I have no money, so therefore I don’t give two shits that you are cutting my service off. I don’t care that I can’t send texts, get on the internet, or make calls. None of that matters to me because I don’t have those little green papers with dead old men on them. Kiss my ass Sprint…you’ll get your money when you get it. Verizon is better anyway…everyone knows Verizon has the REAL network.

Sincerely,

Asshole Kid Who Won’t Pay His Bill.

P.S. If you have my number…I can only receive calls.

Big Brother

I’m watching Big Brother for the first time right now….Holls would be proud lol.

Wake & Bake

There is no better feeling besides sex than waking up and blowing a few.